Jan.09.2009 Indian call center guy stalks customer
Some creepy Indian guy at a call center (stunner that such things exist, who knew) has been harassing a British chick via texts. And they’re all hilariously quoted below!
When 24-year-old Jane gave her mobile phone number to the BT call center worker so she could be texted while her landline was set up, she presumably thought she was getting a good personal service.
However within minutes of handing her number over, the shocked 24-year-old found herself on the receiving end of a barrage of text-messages, peppered with kisses and telling her she had a ‘wonderful voice’.
After making the appointment she was puzzled when he rang back and asked where she worked and what she doing that day.
She said: ‘I told him I was unpacking due to the move but then realised there was something very odd and tried to get him off the line as quickly as possible.’
Two hours later he sent a disturbing text which read: ‘Hello, Hemant this side with whom you spoke two hours ago regarding ur BT order.
‘U must be thinking dat why I called u up second time without any reason of the call but to be honest I got attracted towards u and ur wonderful voice.
‘Can I be ur friend?’
However, throughout the day she received a further five messages from the call centre worker who it is understood had finished his shift.
One read: ‘As precious as u r to me, as precious only few can ever be, I know all frnds r hard to choose, But u r someone i Never Want To Lose.
‘Take care X X X.’
He also wrote: ‘Relationship is not a business where u give when u get.
‘It’s a beautiful feeling for someone, where u like to give even if u don’t get X X X.’
Jane added: ‘The messages were inappropriate and very creepy. I felt violated and became very worried.’
They ended up paying her 250 pounds for the inconvenience, which is probably a pretty sweet deal. The last time I got inappropriately propositioned by an Indian guy, all I got was the smell of curry on my skin and a whole lot of regret.
Honestly is there anything good that comes out of Indian call centers? They help no one, they have an awful understanding of the language and how to help you, and they only make you give up and continue to have the same problem. This just gets me so worked up that I’m going to punch the next Indian person I see in the face. He’ll probably be a nice guy but fuck him, that’s what he gets for being different.
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Jan.09.2009 Quote of the Day
So politicians tend to be doing serious things, especially as the global economy goes in the shitter. But not the British Prime Minister, who’s saying he wishes he could meet Optimus Prime to solve the world’s problems. Or turn into a truck. That’d be cool.
[British Prime Minister Gordon Brown's] stock was rising as people looked to have decided he was the right man to lead Britain through a crippling recession.
But today, as a new poll revealed business figures’ confidence in his ability to handle the crisis has slumped, Mr Brown declared that he might need a hand after all.
And it was not to Chancellor Alistair Darling that he was referring - but the Transformer Optimus Prime who he lauded for his ‘great problem solving skills’.
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Jan.09.2009 Beavers have no respect for anything
I’ve come to realize that most animals are assholes. Here’s a beaver that’s no exception. Some nerve.
Now I have a question that’s probably retarded. Do beavers actually eat the wood? Or do they just like gnashing their teeth on it? I can’t imagine that digesting wood is going to be enjoyable in any respect. It’s like the time I sat on a chair and it hurt me for days. I should have realized the chair has the side with the legs up, but foresight was never a strength of mine.
In related news, beavers fucking suck. You know what else could build a dam while looking ugly? Hairy Teamsters. But you don’t see them featured in cartoons. Discrimination.
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Jan.09.2009 The January 9 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with games
Why does every fucking country have better game shows than the US? Boo.
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-I wrote a new article on DoubleViking so you MUST read it…The 5 Hottest Chicks on TV Shows You Shouldn’t Be Watching
-Adrienne Palicki has an awful name but looks good topless (SFW with links to NSFW)
-Hot girls HS basketball coach has a thing for young boys
-10 hot ass actresses you’ll want to know in 2009
-Fine examples of girls tricking you with their photoshopped photos
-Hot Indian chicks
-Jesus check out the thonged ass on this girl
-Winter sucks. Feel better by checking out this hot college girls on Spring Break
-Check out this chick covering her boobs with a Super Nintendo…Impressive (pic)
-Abigail Clancy struts around Hollywood in a bikini. Oh public sort-of-nudity, how awesome you are (video)
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-Great moments in sports groin shots (funny pics)
-20 hilarious newspaper clippings
-How to improve your game
-Snow is driving people fucking crazy
-A couple of big fucking hits in football and MMA (videos)
-Some superhero movies that probably don’t need to be made
-Barack Obama is in his own comic with Spiderman
-The 7 worst celebrity twins
-Why your girl might be freeing you from Grey’s Anatomy soon
-This chick is way too good with hula hoops
-The top 20 Will Ferrell moments is a good way to kill time on a Friday (videos)
Jan.09.2009 Porn dude wants to go to porn fair before jail
Max Hardcore, known for his tastefully done porn films which include simulated rape, choking BJs and countless other activities which give odd gentlemen erections, is going to jail. But first, he wants to attend the Adult Entertainment Expo.
Oh SFW porn, you’re awesome
Pornographer Paul F. Little, also known as Max Hardcore, has one last request before he ships off to prison this month after a jury convicted him of obscenity charges: He’d really like to attend the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas.
His attorneys say he needs to complete business deals at the expo to pay the $75,000 fine that Senior U.S. District Judge Susan Bucklew levied on his company, Max World Entertainment. Little is going away for 3 years and 10 months.
I’m not a huge fan of censoring stuff that falls under the first amendment (if a man wants to watch another man make a woman vomit on his cock, well, isn’t that exactly what our forefathers had in mind?) but it seems kind of silly to tell a judge that. Like, “Hey, you know that porn you hate? Well, we want to sell some more so we can pay you!” And if the judge says yes, what a fucked up bit of business that is, meaning it’s totally okay to do the porn thing so long as the government is getting paid.
Porn can kind of fuck you up though. I’m not ashamed to admit I’ve watched a lot in my lifetime, but it really distorts your reality. Every time I try to blow the pizza man in exchange for the pizza, I just end up getting awkward stares, a bad taste in my mouth, and still having to pay for my pizza. It’s not right, I tells ya.
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Jan.09.2009 Time to transmorph
Via Explosm comes this comic about a special water cooler. Reminder: if you have a strip that you think is actually funny, send it to me at the tips email to your right.
Theoretically, it’s kind of gross to imagine that objects like a water cooler are living things. On the other hand, I enjoy having things jerk off into my beverages, so that seems like a positive thing to me. What can I say? Sometimes you just want an extra level of flavor.
Jan.09.2009 Burger King is asking for human sacrifice
I don’t ever eat Burger King but I sure love their ad campaigns. Their newest one asks you to install a Facebook app that asks you to “sacrifice” ten friends to get a free Whopper.
Fast-food chain Burger King has created “Whopper Sacrifice,” a Facebook app that will give you a coupon for a free hamburger if you delete 10 people from your friends list.
Burger King has put out some interesting campaigns as of late (”Whopper Virgin,” “Subservient Chicken”), but this one piques our interest because of how gleefully it pokes fun at our social-networking obsessions. “Now is the time to put your fair-weather Web friendships to the test,” the Whopper Sacrifice site explains. “Install Whopper Sacrifice on your Facebook profile, and we’ll reward you with a free flame-broiled Whopper when you sacrifice ten of your friends.
The funniest part: The “sacrifices” show up in your activity feed. So it’ll say, for example, “Caroline sacrificed Josh Lowensohn for a free Whopper.” Unfortunately, you can’t delete your whole friends list and eat free (however unhealthily) for a week. The promotion is limited to one coupon per Facebook account.
You can get the app here if you’re interested.
I’ve sacrificed friends for a lot of things; my career, women, school, to attempt to appease the gods. But I don’t know about giving it up for a quarter pound of meat that will only result in more pressure for my arteries. Though I guess it’d be a pretty convenient way out of friendships with people you don’t like. Nothing says that you don’t value someone quite like trading them in for a torrid love affair with a guy in a mask and a crown.
In related news, this is an encouraging step towards a company asking us to murder someone for their product. Hopefully for something better than a Whopper, but still fairly trivial. There’d be nothing more gratifying than people killing each other in gruesome ways for a George Foreman grill or tickets to a Menudo reunion concert.
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